IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a blogger seeking to improve visitor statistics must be in want of a hot topic on the Web. However tedious Google Analytics may seem to such a person, he is widely and cynically believed to be mining search engines in search of crowd-pleasing nuggets of infotainment.
Alas. It is totally frikkin' true.
Come to me, oh webcrawlers and searchbots! Heed my summoning words! MIIIINNNKAAAA....KKEELLLLLYYYY....
Oh, all right. There's got to be some way I can connect Minka to some nerdliness to make this legit.
Well, there is a longstanding tradition of nerds panting after gorgeous women in the media. Absolutely. Fan service!