Looks like I missed the boat. Apparently, May 4th is unofficial Star Wars Day. A nerds-only holiday based on a pun and a fictional universe, and I didn't know about it. Not only did I NOT know about it, but CNBC got there first!
I have clearly and definitively transitioned out of fandom. I was never wholeheartedly part of it, but it's clear that I'm way, way gone from it now.
I think I can live with that. It's sort of a feeling of...reverse shame.