Few people realize that inducing fear and symbolizing Greed and Satan - or selling t-shirts at Loscon, for that matter - are NOT a dragon's main purposes in Life. No, it's something else. Something far more important.
CRUNCHY DRAGON
Dragon flying in the movie show,
Crunchy dragon. Crunchy dragon.
Got a big house and a stereo,
Crunchy dragon. Crunchy dragon.
Got long, long legs, big chest too.
Drumsticks, wishbone, white meat, stew.
Can up and freeze what I can't use.
Crunchy dragon. Crunchy dragon.
A-K-4-7 the dragon. YUMMM.
(Thank you, Eddie Murphy, as always.)
(Thank you, Eddie Murphy, as always.)
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